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"To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it."
Ernest Hemingway (via ohteenscanrelate)
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thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

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polkadot-creeper:

Why are you so much fun to draw you dumb catboy

polkadot-creeper:

Why are you so much fun to draw you dumb catboy

August 27th with 22 notes / Reblog
Tagged: Hellsing ultimateyeeee

the-robot-condese:

tiny-little-nebula:

taloa-nashoba:

thatthirstyniggafromclass:

misconceptions about strippers. 

pussy preach more sense than the fuckin government.

I want to break necks when people shade strippers. Let’s see your janky ass get out there and look that cute in 6 inch heels for 8 hours, smiling the entire time, stroking egos, pretending a dude’s breath doesn’t smell like a rotten animal.

Truth.

My sister has a Masters in Education. She got a job at one of the poorest schools in the city, but didn’t make enough money to pay to keep her tiny house heated through the Oregon winter or buy enough food or take her dog to the vet (first person who drops the word rehome gets a kick in the face.) so she quit and the only job she could get because she’s “overqualified” to work at Fred Meyers was at a strip club because she minored in ballet. I think people forget that stripping is like any other job: you have to have some experience.

And all those crumpled one dollar bills? 20% of that goes back into the club because strippers are renting the stages they dance on. Sometimes it’s more.

Despite all of that, my sister makes more money than she ever did because she works 80 hour weeks and literally never takes a day off. She teaches classes to drunk white girls, she does private parties, she does entertainment for conferences and shows. 

When I had to go to the ER last February and got a bill for $800 that I couldn’t pay, my sister sent me money so I wouldn’t be sent to collections. 

My sister is the classiest motherfucker in a pair of six inch heels. Anyone who calls her a dumb slut or a hoe gets their shit wrecked.

that’s the best thing i ever just heard get said

August 27th with 174,503 notes / Reblog
Tagged: Like do peole realize a lot of strippers DO SO TO PAY FOR EDUCATION????

unpretty-princess:

manhatinglesbian:

revolution-of-the-self:

niceandpeaceful:

Please watch the video.

I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now.

Fuck

Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.

"This is not open for discussion" And people sit here and deny how totalitarian shit is becoming.

August 27th with 112,693 notes / Reblog
Tagged: Fergusonthis shit is terrifying
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parseltonguepunk:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

prettyarbitrary:

nuedvixx:

blusterousiris:

Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All. 

😻😻

Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.

WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS

The black two piece I need now

August 27th with 65,567 notes / Reblog

ryanvallejo:

jedgica:

therealbarbielifts:

theperksofrecovery:

fitandfruity:

vnloved:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

Hahahahahahahahahah

OH MY GOD. Best ice bucket challenge video ever.

peed myself OH MY GOD

I’m literally crying omg.

Oh my god I’m dying and having flashbacks to my wisdom teeth surgery

i love you too

August 27th with 453,923 notes / Reblog
Tagged: reminds me of my brother yeeterday

afro-dominicano:

augustallday:

heroineheroine:

Another headwrap photoset
Some of my faves . 👑✨

You’re actually perfection.

god is real

August 27th with 44,139 notes / Reblog
Tagged: referencepeoplewowowowowow

guitarstrum:

If there is that one person in your life that is always there for you no matter how you treat them, and listens when no one else does, and just cares and comforts you even in your darkest moments, do not EVER let them go. Ever.

August 27th with 7,160 notes / Reblog
Tagged: jessi

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

August 27th with 276,387 notes / Reblog

Neve go into the walking dead game tag
:)

August 27th with 1 note / Reblog
Tagged: I hate tumblr

fly high, lisa

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alaudas:

waha

August 27th with 66 notes / Reblog
Tagged: ahhhhhhhhh
girlsbydaylight:

二人のセーラームーン by 水羽 on pixiv

girlsbydaylight:

二人のセーラームーン by 水羽 on pixiv

August 27th with 3,528 notes / Reblog
Tagged: ahhhhhhh